Well my readers, I know you haven’t heard from me for a while so it’s time for another quick update.  “About time” that inner voice tells me on your behalf (I’m not insane, okay!).

Been quite busy  the last few days with stuff like watching Narcos (it’s so good!) but last night I started to write once more.  Actually, it was quite productive and I’m gamely trying to do it again nowveven though I can only keep one squinty eye open at this stage.

Just reached 12,000 words with my latest work.  It’s coming along very nicely and I expect it do better commercially than my previous ones ; there is already a lot of sex and violence.  Well that’s what I love to read about anyway.

Last night was spent reading and writing about the different types of serial killers and atheir abnornal psychological make-up.  I had a lovely sleep afterwards as you can imagine.  Actually they didn’t seem that bad to me.

Two book sales this week.  All I need to do is increase that a thousand times and I’ll be on track lol

On a side note I see an Isis bride wants to return to the UK to have her child.  The world is such a messed up place.  Like what is it with British people and the NHS?  They obviously go under very serious indoctrination from a very young age about this NHS that ultimately trumps radical Islam.  It is indeed a strange world.

Declan Rice has declared for England in the soccer.  Personally I think he should be able to return to Ireland if they won’t play him, cause they actually have good players..  It’s not like he joined Isis and that should be the new blurry red line now.

Till next time.

I had some work done to my house recently and the builders had to keep the front and back doors open, while they were bringing materials in and out.  This was done while I was at work so I was unperturbed.

This was all very good till I came home to reports that mice, at least two had taken advantage of this golden opportunity to enter my house.  Anybody who knows me well knows that the first thing I try to do when a “problem” of any kind arises is to delegate it.  That genuinely suits me fine, I always have more important things to do..

This time though the other person had a phobia and about mice.  Not only that but he pointed out that there was one there on the floor.  Fortunately readers, I was extremely brave and didn’t shriek or anything.  We opened the back door and I charged in my mighty wheelchair towards it.  It ran (just as well) in the hoped for direction and scurried out into the garden, probably doing just fine but I’d like to think it was ripped apart by one of the neighborly cats.

The battle was won but was the war?

The next day, a further mouse was reported on the kitchen counter behind a bag.  Summoning all my strength I slowly entered the kitchen and tried to peer behind the bag all the time thinking it was going to jump onto my face for some nefarious reason.

But it was gone and hasn’t been seen since.  But my nemesis does have good taste, it has managed to eat some of the cheese in the trap without it activating.  But someday, it will.

Now here I am in the house.  Just me and the mouse.  Who will live and who will die?  This is what it must have been like in the trenches in World War 1.

Hello readers, hope you all had a good week.  I’ve finally reached the 10,000 words for my latest project “The Irish Ripper”.  The story is building nicely.  Just have to keep chipping away, I reckon it will be about 70,000 words when it is completed.

It’s proving to be as dark as I thought it would be but I reckon it will be a work of art when it has been completed.

To give a bit of a teaser, it’s about a detective with an acquired disability who meets his nemises, a sadistic and masochistic serial killer,  there will be scenes of horror.

On a lighter note I watched the film “The Foreigner” during the week.  It stars Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan (available on netflix) and is about an Asian man who seeks revenge on an IRA unit.  I’d strongly recommend it.

If you are a Sinn Fein supporter though, you probably won’t like their cowed portrayal.

 

Till next time

Well readers I’m going to have to be honest – sometimes my filing system at home isn’t the best.  I have one spot for definitely important correspondence and another for probably/maybe read again sometime if I ever think of it.

Over the years my “maybe” pile had grown and grown to the point of taking over a part of counter in my kitchen.  This really didn’t bother me much but my PAs kept on insisting it was getting a tad unsightly and I should really decide if any of it was worth keeping.

Obviously readers, I generally have something better to do like singing silently to myself or trying to sleep in my wheelchair but yesterday I caved and said lets go do it in a truly perverse burst of enthusiasm.

Well as I had expected, it was mostly all well out of date and worthless..  Except it wasn’t.  I came across a 75 euro voucher for Tesco.  This was a great discovery.  It was like I was an ancient explorer who had found a new Pharoah tomb in Egypt.

There were so many questions.  People sometimes get me vodka but a Tesco voucher?

I don’t even go to Tesco.  Was this some sort of sick, cruel joke?

Maybe I had spent most of it already and had left it there for safe keeping like an intelligent squirrel?  My own kind of demented genius.

I put on my detective or let’s google hat.  Did such a thing really exist?

Turns out it did.  There was a number to ring but they wanted a PIN.  There was none.

Being a terrible detective I went for the easy solution and sent my PA off to see if it was valid.

It was and it was worth 75 euro.  I really must do more of this cleaning stuff.

After more rummaging I figured out it was from Bord Gais – did I tell everyone how they are my favourite electricity supplier, like ever??

So my pile  is now much smaller, it just wouldn’t feel right to have nothing there at all.

 

 

Well readers, it’s been about a week since my last post.  The writing is going well.  Now have 8,000 words done on my current project, but even better I’ve come up with what I think is a good ending that will tie everything in together.  Just a matter of getting down to it now.

I am finding it a joy to write though and if I cut down the vodka, hopefully I’ll finish it by the end of the year.

Sold another few books this week too which is always a plus.  I’m cognisant though that my marketing strategy has to vastly improve if I’m ever going to get anywhere.  Another small step in that direction will be setting up a facebook page for my writing.  Please like and share!

I may even run an advertising campaign at some point.  If only I had more time lol

I reckon everybody in Ireland is aware that we’re having a very mild winter and that at least some of the days almost feel like Spring.  Never before have I seen such little frost by this time of year.  I do see there is a apparently a threat of snow towards the end of the month but what an obvious sign of climate change, right?

Maybe, but Germany is having it’s coldest winter in 30 years.  The army has just been called in.  Similarly large parts of North America are experiencing bitter cold.  I do believe in climate change but maybe this time, we’re just being lucky.

Some newspapers are reporting that there may be basic life on a planet just 6 light years away although it would exist similarly to life that might exist in Europa relying on heat from the core of the planet.  I’ll get excited if they have spaceships or Stargates.

About to watch the finale to House of Cards.  In my opinion it misses Francis Underwood.  It is of course perfectly fine that there is a female president, (I hope to see a real one) but her feminist zeal feels manufactured from an otherwise devious, evil character.

 

From a person who loves a nice ham sandwich, the rise of veganism is becoming concerning.  Everytime, you open a newspaper there is an article about it somewhere.  There was a time when you would have just presumed these were people who were mentally ill but how times have changed.

Whether I or anybody else likes it or not, Veganism has gone mainstream.  I blame Peppa Pig.  8% of British twenty somethings are giving up meat for January, unfortunately the Irish rate is probably very similar.  Veganuary they are calling it.  Bad news stories such as teeth falling out or the death of babies from malnutrition appear to have almost no effect.  In truth I believe it should be outlawed for children and parents prosecuted if they force their children on such an extreme diet.

Of course I understand if you take supplements and carefully watch what you eat, you can overcome these deficiencies.  But I do wonder how these nutrients get into the pills if not from animals anyway.

Surely food is one of the pleasures of life.  People seem to find it hard just to be happy and in a way Veganism has similarities to a religion.  You might deprive yourself of pleasure to attain some higher goal/objective.  Vegans are always on the look out for new converts too.

Hopefully at some point there will be a backlash against it but there is no sign of one yet.  In the meantime, I’m feeling hungry..

 

 

Well it’s that time of year again when the digit changes.  Templates and folders have to be changed and created, and if your very lucky you might even get a kiss tonight.  Not me though I’ll either be cosily wrapped up in bed or watching House of Cards at midnight.  It’s difficult to know which is best, I love my bed.

We’re getting ever closer to that dreaded year 2020.  The year Earth would be an environmental wasteland on all the dystonian science fiction films I watched when I was young.  In fairness it appears they were rather pessimistic but there is still a whole year left.  All it would take after all is for Putin to get an itch to try out some of his cool new nuclear weapons systems.  In fairness they are impressive, if they do what’s writtèn on the tin.

It’s been quite a good year for me, bit of a disaster for everyone else.  Brexit should come to the fore pretty quickly.  To be honest it’s only dawning on me that they were actually serious about shooting themselves in the foot.

Then there’s Trump in the US.  At least I’m not American.

On a positive note I completed my novel “Paradigm” during the year.  My readers should check it out on Amazon if you haven’t already read it.  Getting great feedback from those who have.

I’m already 6,500 words into my latest novel.  Reckon this one will be long so reckon that’s about seven percent done.  Plenty of sex and violence so far but then again it is about a serial killer.  Hopefully it will be finished within the year but that will be a tough do with the day job and all.  Maybe some day I’ll make enough from writing to concentate on it totally.  That would be great but a very long way off for now.

I read an article during the week from an English professor who said to be a great writer you should be reading fifty books a year but at least 25.  Unfortunately I’d never have the time, especially with my vodka and tv habits.  But I wonder how right he was.  You can’t have much inspiration from your day to day life if your head is stuck in a book all day to write much.  But I will try to read more.  It’s definitely good for the vocabulary, grammar and lots of other things I guess.  Even read a bit of Ulysses yesterday.

On a sad note my chess rating deteriorated over the holidays.  That wasn’t the plan.  But at least I’ve brought the open game (d2-d4) into my repertoire.

Hopefully I’ll be writing a few short stories on here soon as well as keeping you updated on my thoughts.

Happy New Year to all my readers!

Happy Christmas to all my readers or anybody else who happens to come across my blog on the world wide web.  I’m already on my holidays and won’t be back to work till the 2nd January.  But don’t worry I’m not slacking, it gives me more time to concentrate on my writing, which is going quite well.

I always like this time of year.  It’s good to have a break but also to meet family/friends I haven’t seen in a while.  Of course, it’s great there’s been no snow.  Snow and wheelchairs are arch enemies.  The fact there’s snow depresses me even when I was planning to spend all day inside anyway.

So I’ve been thinking about how to promote my works.  First I need to stop watching youtube videos about silly stuff and watch the ones about advertising books in particular.  Maybe organise a few radio interviews.  Wow could these be new year resolutions?  Not usually something I do.

Anyways short and sweet but happy Christmas everyone!

A warm welcome to all my readers once again.  First a quick update on my latest novel – “The Irish Ripper”.  3,600 words written to date.  Slow but constant progress being made.  I’m finding this one easier to write so far and I’m hopeful that I will have it completed within a year.  There will be plenty of violence, sex and intrigue.

A quick reminder that my other novels are currently for sale on the Amazon website.  Just search under my name – “Mark Ahern”

Now for my thoughts on this week –

It was with horror that I heard on facebook about a wheelchair user in Dublin being unable to get a wheelchair taxi late at night and ultimately being forced to drive home in her wheelchair.  This is 2018!  Her health and safety was jeopardized.

This has been an issue in Dublin for far too long and if it can’t be solved there, what hope the rest of the country.  Not much seems to have improved since I went to college there almost 20 years ago.  Vantastic still closes up shop for instance, when it could continue through the night and transform the social lives of wheelchair users in particular.  It is a farce.

In other news the government have made it easier to hold onto your medical card if a person with a disability takes up employment.  It was always an obvious thing to do but at least they finally did something.

Sometimes you just wish you could grab people and scream – things need to happen so much faster.  Peoples lives are being wasted by inaction.

On a happier note, the organization I’m involved with “Independent People with Disabilities” are co-hosting an event tomorrow the 3rd December 2018 about sport/recreation and people with disabilities and the older person.  It starts at 11am in the Mullingar Park Hotel.  All welcome.

One really cool bit of news I did hear during the week on a totally different subject is about American and Russian plans to set up lunar colonies.  It would be a huge advance for humans.  In just two or three decades time there could be someone on the moon looking up at the earth with wonder.

Well readers, that’s it for now.

It won’t be long now till my thirties are in my rear view mirror, well if I had one – June 2019 to be precise.  I remember when I was younger it was inconceivable for me to reach such an age but I guess I better start getting used to the idea now!

It is a strange experience though.  For most people they slow down as they age and are no longer able to do things they used to.  But the technology I rely on is constantly improving.  For instance, the wheelchair I have now is able to go at least twice as far as the one I had ten years ago.  I no longer have to constantly check my power gauge to see if I’m going to run out of power.

It’s also faster so I have to wait for people rather than the other way round.  In may ways life has never been so good and may get better still.  Imagine how far I’ll be able to go in my eighties.  Maybe walking is an evolutionary dead end!

Of course there are some drawbacks – my thinning hair and my touch of grey facial hair.  But maybe that will just help me get promoted.  After all life has always been good for bald, old white guys.

But this approaching birthday does remind me of my mortality or at least, the need to download my consciousness onto the web for quasi everlasting life lol

At least with each passing year I learn new things, like just today I learned that I could add new pages to my blog, rather than having just one extemely long page.  I’m so intelligent.  Not sure if it’s of much use though.

So what are my plans for the rest of my life, your probably not wondering but I’ll tell you anyway.  It’s quite simple – I’m going to take over the world…

 

(Don’t forget my books are for sale on Amazon)